...The Bacon Zone.

Meet Mr. Bacon. I found him in my stocking this past Christmas, after which I spirited him off to my work cubicle, where he’s been my loyal friend ever since. At first he just stood there, watching my every move. Lately, however, he’s been keeping himself busy by… well, taking on other personalities.

Watch your back, Mr. Peanut.

♫ I'm singin' in the Rain.... ♫

Hey kids, it's the Easter Bunny!

About a week ago, Mr. Bacon stepped into the shoes of my idol, Rod Serling. That’s right, folks. You’ve just crossed over into… The Bacon Zone.



I've gotta talk to him about the smoking. I mean, he's Mr. Bacon. Isn't he already smoky enough?